I am bored! *lol* So to pass the time, I decided to start the 801 employee spotlights. First up is our production manager Kampai! *applause*
[801-chan] Do you consider yourself an uke or a seme?

[Kampai] Seme!!!!

[801-chan] Do you tell people what you really do for a living?

[Kampai] No!

[801-chan] You know, there really isn’t anything to be ashamed of…

[Kampai] I have given up, cuz most people just say, “Oh, you make gay porn!”

[801-chan] I can see where that would get old… What is your favorite 801 book?

[Kampai] Sky Over My Testicles..err Spectacles….(hehee)

[801-chan] Is that the one you were reading when you injured yourself in the bathroom the other day?

[Kampai] No! That was My Paranoid Next Door Neighbor

[801-chan] Did that exchange just violate our sexual harassment policy?

[Kampai] Not according to the 801 employee handbook, but I will have double check on that one and get back to you.

[801-chan] So in your opinion, what exactly does 801-chan do? The readers keep asking…

[Kampai] She bosses everyone around and keeps changing her mind about everything!! She is an uke who thinks she is a seme. We tend to humor her so she will shut up.

[801-chan] Umm… thanks Kampai… I will keep that in mind when I do your end of year evaluation.

Well, thanks Kampai for taking time out of your busy day to sit for an interview. Next week we will take on the great Tomo-chan! Oh, wait. Scratch that, let’s do 801-chan instead… Actually, maybe Tomo-chan would be a better victim…err subject. Hmm… just check back next week….

801-chan

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