*Note: Tomo-chan, the carnivore that she is, wouldn’t stop eating to participate in this interview. So please excuse the food crumbs and the blatant disregard to some of the questions.*

[801-chan] So Tomo-chan, Kampai’s interview actually got picked up on a bunch of new sites. Think yours will be just as popular?

[Tomo-chan] No, because I am eating right now. Plus, people like to hear Kampai because she is annoying and whiny. *chomp* *chomp*

[801-chan] Based on your name, aren’t you supposed to be 801-chan’s friend? Lately, I have noticed you running around with Kampai on the forums and playing nasty tricks on poor, innocent, cute and lovable 801-chan…

[Tomo-chan] No, 801-chan is still my best friend. But Kampai needs a lot of loving too. 801-chan is “special” so she needs a lot of help.

[801-chan] Hmm…. I don’t think I am going ask what you mean by special. I am afraid I won’t like the answer. Back to the interview, do you consider yourself a seme or an uke?

[Tomo-chan] A reversible seme, but for the most part a seme. (I know the guys are scared of me. But they are scared of 801-chan too, so blah!)

[801-chan] So what do you do that makes the guys tremble in fear at the sight of you?

[Tomo-chan] I team up with 801-chan and Kampai, then I start bossing them around while threatening them with acts of bodily harm.

[801-chan] What a minute, don’t include me in your acts of terror.

[Tomo-chan] Whatever, remember that time that lady was double parking in the parking lot. You offered to hold her down, while I kicked her and Kampai egged her car!

[801-chan] Ahhhh!!!!! Don’t go telling people strange stories like that. Okay, seriously how do you enjoy being 801’s webslave?

[Tomo-chan] Hey I am not a slave! I am the web master! There is a difference. If anyone is a web”slave” it would have to be BoyzRule. *lol* Actually it is pretty fun being the webmaster. I had a lot of fun working on the 801 store. Unfortunately due to 801-chan’s oversight, it can’t be launched yet! *burp* Excuse me that went down wrong.
[801-chan] Umm… moving right along…. What’s your favorite 801 book?

[Tomo-chan] Bond(z) because piercing the dudes *bleep* was just totally freakin’ awesome!

[801-chan] Okay, I think that wraps things up, any last minute comments or words for the fans?

[Tomo-chan] I’m 1337 I pwn 801-chan! *wan* *wan*
[801-chan] Umm…. Tomo-chan, you are a dork and so is anyone that gets that joke…

Thanks for joining us for our second employee spotlight! Coming up next is 801-chan interviewed by 801-chan? Hmm… we might have to think of something else for that one..

801-chan aka “801 Mafia Don”

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